Lemony Snicket

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESAs the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can''t help but notice the...

This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around.Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESLike an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A...

The seventh book in the series telling the miserable and disastrous lives of Violet, Klaus and Sunny BaudelaireYou have undoubtedly picked up information...

Could life for the Baudelaire orphans possibly get any worse? In a word, yes.Dear Customer,I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESLike a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this audio edition of The Bad...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESWarning: Your day will become very dark-and possibly damp-if you read this book.Plan to spend this spring in hiding. Lemony...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESThe Baudelaires need a safe place to stay-somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESDear Reader,If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should...

Like bad smells, uninvited weekend guests, or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided - The Slippery Slope is one of them!Snicket's...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESDear Reader,You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read...

It's still not too late to change your mind about reading this information. Stop looking now. Please. Dear Customer, Like the previous CDs in A SERIES OF...

A sorrowful tale of tragedy and woe, that goes from bad to worse, and then some...Dear Customer,I am sorry to tell you that this CD is extremely unpleasant....

The eighth book in the series of the unfortunate events surrounding the lives of the Baudelaire orphans.Before you throw this awful audio to the ground and...

More doom and gloom for the Baudelaire orphans, and school as well.Dear Customer,If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly...